• By Sam Parton
• In Blog
• Sep 3, 2015

Top 30 Best Sports Chat Up Lines

Some things in life are guaranteed. One thing 100% guaranteed is that none of the following sports chat up lines have ever worked. However it is important to help all single sports players to go home as winners. So why not prove everyone wrong and give them a try next time you play sport? If you have any more please add them in the comments below.

On The football Pitch

1. Do you follow Manchester, because I see us United.

2. Just like Arsenal, I'll never finish first

3. If I buy a football, will you kick it with me?

4. If you were a football, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

5.. Is your name Joe because you have won my Hart?

6. I'm like Arsenal: I might start on top but I'll finish second

7. What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you

8. I'm not a footballer, but I can last for 90 minutes and I know 11 different positions

9. My names José, but you look like the real special one

10. My names Lionel, but if you can give me your number things might get a bit Messi

11. Is your name David Seaman because you look like a keeper

12. I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?

13. My names Petr, I'd love to cech you out.

14. Is your name Santi? Cazorla want is you.

At The Tennis Court

15. Do you play tennis? Because my balls are in your court.

16. If you and I were a tennis match, we?d always be Love-Love.

17. If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.

18. Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?

19. Excuse me madame, could you hold my balls while I get my huge racket out of my bag?

In The Gym

20. Hey i just met you and this is crazy. But tomorrows chest day. So spot me maybe.

21. Do you have any tape? Cause I?m totally ripped.

At The Golf Course

22. How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?

23. I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.

At A Yoga Studio

24. Do you like yoga because yoganna love hanging out with me tonight

25. Those yoga pants are hideous, let me help you take them off

Whilst dancing

26. Do you know the Tango, because you're dancing away with my heart.

Generic Sports & Health

27. Have you heard the latest report from the NHS? It said you need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me

28. Did you know that sex burns 300 calories an hour? Just saying.

On the Bowling Green

29. I heard bowls is a numbers game, can I have your number? 

30. Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.

Playing Touch Rugby

31. Do you prefer two hand or full touch contact?